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So Scott, your family has told me an awful lot about you.

You know, I understand you're going to college there in New York and you'll be meeting new ladies.

Well, your family is a little concerned and they think that maybe you need a little bit of etiquette training.

Just so that you know how to handle yourself with the city ladies, you know.

They're not like the girls next door at home.