Abia aștept să te fut cu straponul meu

Hmm. Such a cool new toy I got. Don't you think? What? You don't like it? I think it's

awesome. Can't wait to use it. Oh, you think it's a little big? I don't think so.

It's like, what, average? At best? What, you can't take average? Oh, you think it was for you?

You think that was for my girlfriends? Oh. Well, that's a mistake. No, it's for you.

And I'm quite convinced you're going to be able to take this. Maybe with some training.