Futându-mi fundul mare cu o mașină de futut

You want females all around to see you as a female, to talk to you about makeup,

nylons, dresses, skirts and blouses, heels, how to do your hair, what lipstick to buy,

what's the best eyeshadow to wear, all those feminine things.

From now on you will be a potential BFF for every female you encounter.

You will be seen by everybody as a female.